What I Won't Miss About City Living

• Hoarding quarters for laundry
• Alternate side of the street parking
• "Sorry, Ladies & Gentlemen. We're being held in the station due to a Sick Passenger."
• City supermarket shopping with a one-year-old (no car, no shopping cart)
• Having a teeny tiny bathroom (with no window) no matter what size my apartment is
• Manuevering a stroller down subway stairways and through turnstiles
• The smelly, scary, insane guy with a kitten tucked into his filthy army jacket barking about the war, abortion, taxes, how he's being followed and would all of us crazy fucking people on the C train just shut the fuck up, he's not crazy, we're the crazy ones